CHOOSE YOUR

LEVEL OF CRAZY

Meet the only true Texas mineral water. Each bottle number varies in strength based on how deep we dig into the earth. We source No. 4 at 120 feet, No. 3 at 360 feet, and No. 2 at 250 feet.

What is mineral water?

Glad you asked. To be classified as a mineral water, H2O must have at least 250 Total Dissolved Solids (TDS). These must be naturally occurring, never added. As water seeps through layers of earth over millions of years, it picks up these essential minerals, which are ideal for healthy functioning of the human body. Our wells pull this mineral-rich water straight from the source, untouched. Here’s to your health.

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CRAZY CUSTOMIZE

Feel free to mix a combination of our bottled waters throughout the day to dial the mineral level up and down for your specific taste and needs. Maybe you like drinking a small glass of No. 4 in morning and night with No. 3 throughout the day. Or perhaps you’re more into No. 2 throughout the day, supplementing with No. 3 after a long run. Go on, get crazy creative.

BENEFITS OF OUR

CRAZY MINERALS

Crazy Water hydrates quickly because your body absorbs our Mother Nature-infused minerals more easily than synthetic ones. Think of it as a natural sports drink (without all those scary artificial flavors and sugars) that helps aid in rehydration and recovery. It even helps your body detox. Boom. How’s that for a bottle of water?

A PH-balanced body = a healthier body

Calcium for crazy strong bones

Crazy detox with Sulfate

Get off the acid trip & go crazy Alkaline

Lithium makes you crazy happy

Replenish after a crazy workout

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To See The Crazy Minerals

Alkalinity

Aids in rejuvenating and replenishing the hydration in your cells.

Sodium Bicarbonate

Helps delay the onset of fatigue.

Chloride

Needed for metabolism to turn food into energy.

Magnesium

Boosts energy and fights fatigue.

Manganese

Helps produce glycogen, your body’s main source of fuel.

Potassium

Aids in the growth of new cells.

Silica

Energizing nutrient for the body.

Alkalinity

Aids in neutralizing toxic compounds present in the body and flushing them out.

Sodium Bicarbonate

Assists in maintaining the body’s pH.

Manganese

Helps protect cells.

Zinc

Helps protect tissue barriers in the body and prevent foreign pathogens from entering.

Alkalinity

Helps body rehydrate faster.

Chloride

Aids in balancing your body’s fluids. The mate to both sodium and potassium, it’s essential to keep these items in proper balance for hydration.

Potassium

Helps regulate pressure of water between cells and makes sure each cell gets enough food.

Zinc

Improves the body’s absorption of minerals.

Magnesium

Helps fight brain fog.

Manganese

Needed for good brain function.

Zinc

Helps keep the mind sharp.

Calcium

Helps increase one’s self-rated happiness.

Magnesium

Food for the brain, helping with mood and memory.

Manganese

Promotes brain health.

Zinc

Key component of the blood-brain barrier that helps prevent harmful chemicals from entering the brain.

Alkalinity

Improves metabolism.

Calcium

Assists in reducing acids.

Chloride

Aids in the release and production of acids to help digest food.

Sulfate

Acts as a laxative in high doses.

Zinc

Helps the body metabolize fats and carbohydrates.

Alkalinity

Aids in bone strength and balances acids in the body.

Calcium

Helps strengthen teeth and bone structure.

Chloride

Helps muscles contract.

Magnesium

Needed for almost every function of the body.

Manganese

Helps preserve bone density.

Silica

Strengthens hair and nails. Boosts bone-strengthening qualities.

Sulfate

Aids in liver detoxification by stimulating the gallbladder.

Zinc

Improves health of skin and nails.

Sodium Bicarbonate

Assists in neutralizing lactic acid generated by physical activity.

Calcium

Helps deter muscle cramps. Excreted during exercise and needs replenishing.

Magnesium

Needed for processes that impact muscle function, including oxygen uptake, electrolyte balance, and energy production.

Manganese

Responsible for regulating total body water.

Silica

Improves rate of recovery and helps tissue repair.

Calcium

Has a sedative effect that helps ease the body into sleep.

Magnesium

Balances calcium to help soothe your muscles and nervous system.

Potassium

A lack can cause you to wake up mid-sleep. Aids in getting you into your deepest phase of sleep cycle.

WHAT OUR FANS SAY

“I discovered Crazy Water a few years ago when I was playing for the Dallas Stars. I love the health benefits and the way it kept me hydrated during training and after games.”

– Mike Modano

U.S. Hockey Legend

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WHAT OUR FANS SAY

“Being in the heat all summer long has given me the opportunity to experiment with different brands of water over the years, and I feel like the minerals in Crazy Water really help replenish what I lose on the field.”

– C.J. Wilson

Former Texas Rangers Baseball Pitcher

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WHAT OUR FANS SAY

“We all deserve not only pure water, but mineral-dense water – that’s Crazy Water.”

– Brian Johnson

Owner of The Movement Standard

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WHAT OUR FANS SAY

“Water is something that everyone has to drink every day, so why not drink the best? And I believe Crazy Water is the absolute best. It’s naturally infused by the earth. I’m all about that.”

– Juliann Faucette Johnson

Professional Volleyball Player

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WHAT OUR FANS SAY

“At Indigo Yoga, our classes are practiced in a 100-degree room with very high humidity. Dehydration is always a factor, so we encourage our students to drink Crazy Water to improve their yoga practice and overall health. And they love it!”

– Brooke

Owner of Indigo Yoga

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CRAZY PODCAST

Want to learn more about our water? Listen to these amazing podcasts by Sheena Mannina, Martin Riese – Water Sommelier, and Marcella Arguello.

Planet Water – Episode 13 Raw Talk – Episode 80