CHOOSE YOUR
LEVEL OF CRAZY
Meet the only true Texas mineral water. Each bottle number varies in strength based on how deep we dig into the earth. We source No. 4 at 120 feet, No. 3 at 360 feet, and No. 2 at 250 feet.
Glad you asked. To be classified as a mineral water, H2O must have at least 250 Total Dissolved Solids (TDS). These must be naturally occurring, never added. As water seeps through layers of earth over millions of years, it picks up these essential minerals, which are ideal for healthy functioning of the human body. Our wells pull this mineral-rich water straight from the source, untouched. Here’s to your health.
CRAZY CUSTOMIZE
Feel free to mix a combination of our bottled waters throughout the day to dial the mineral level up and down for your specific taste and needs. Maybe you like drinking a small glass of No. 4 in morning and night with No. 3 throughout the day. Or perhaps you’re more into No. 2 throughout the day, supplementing with No. 3 after a long run. Go on, get crazy creative.
CRAZY MINERALS
Crazy Water hydrates quickly because your body absorbs our Mother Nature-infused minerals more easily than synthetic ones. Think of it as a natural sports drink (without all those scary artificial flavors and sugars) that helps aid in rehydration and recovery. It even helps your body detox. Boom. How’s that for a bottle of water?
A PH-balanced body = a healthier body
Calcium for crazy strong bones
Crazy detox with Sulfate
Get off the acid trip & go crazy Alkaline
Lithium makes you crazy happy
Replenish after a crazy workout
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To See The Crazy Minerals
Alkalinity
Aids in rejuvenating and replenishing the hydration in your cells.
Sodium Bicarbonate
Helps delay the onset of fatigue.
Chloride
Needed for metabolism to turn food into energy.
Magnesium
Boosts energy and fights fatigue.
Manganese
Helps produce glycogen, your body’s main source of fuel.
Potassium
Aids in the growth of new cells.
Silica
Energizing nutrient for the body.
Alkalinity
Aids in neutralizing toxic compounds present in the body and flushing them out.
Sodium Bicarbonate
Assists in maintaining the body’s pH.
Manganese
Helps protect cells.
Zinc
Helps protect tissue barriers in the body and prevent foreign pathogens from entering.
Alkalinity
Helps body rehydrate faster.
Chloride
Aids in balancing your body’s fluids. The mate to both sodium and potassium, it’s essential to keep these items in proper balance for hydration.
Potassium
Helps regulate pressure of water between cells and makes sure each cell gets enough food.
Zinc
Improves the body’s absorption of minerals.
Magnesium
Helps fight brain fog.
Manganese
Needed for good brain function.
Zinc
Helps keep the mind sharp.
Calcium
Helps increase one’s self-rated happiness.
Magnesium
Food for the brain, helping with mood and memory.
Manganese
Promotes brain health.
Zinc
Key component of the blood-brain barrier that helps prevent harmful chemicals from entering the brain.
Alkalinity
Improves metabolism.
Calcium
Assists in reducing acids.
Chloride
Aids in the release and production of acids to help digest food.
Sulfate
Acts as a laxative in high doses.
Zinc
Helps the body metabolize fats and carbohydrates.
Alkalinity
Aids in bone strength and balances acids in the body.
Calcium
Helps strengthen teeth and bone structure.
Chloride
Helps muscles contract.
Magnesium
Needed for almost every function of the body.
Manganese
Helps preserve bone density.
Silica
Strengthens hair and nails. Boosts bone-strengthening qualities.
Sulfate
Aids in liver detoxification by stimulating the gallbladder.
Zinc
Improves health of skin and nails.
Sodium Bicarbonate
Assists in neutralizing lactic acid generated by physical activity.
Calcium
Helps deter muscle cramps. Excreted during exercise and needs replenishing.
Magnesium
Needed for processes that impact muscle function, including oxygen uptake, electrolyte balance, and energy production.
Manganese
Responsible for regulating total body water.
Silica
Improves rate of recovery and helps tissue repair.
Calcium
Has a sedative effect that helps ease the body into sleep.
Magnesium
Balances calcium to help soothe your muscles and nervous system.
Potassium
A lack can cause you to wake up mid-sleep. Aids in getting you into your deepest phase of sleep cycle.
CRAZY PODCAST
Want to learn more about our water? Listen to these amazing podcasts by Sheena Mannina, Martin Riese – Water Sommelier, and Marcella Arguello.
Planet Water – Episode 13 Raw Talk – Episode 80